Kanto Illustrations #027 - 049 - Created by Piper Thibodeau
Piper has continued her amazing illustration series catologing the entire Pokedex, starting at the very beginning. You can follow her on Tumblr for all of her excellent artwork; in fact, we highly recommend that you do so right now.
Rating (this chapter): G
Pairing (this chapter): Fem!America/Fem!Canada
Some nyotalia prucan for SJ. This turned into mildly fluffy slice-of-life stuff. ;;;
Madeline is fem!Canada and Julia is fem!Prussia (for reasons I can’t remember anymore, but I appear to have lost the research *sigh*).
Where the former Kingdom of Prussia is concerned, cleanliness is next to godliness – somewhat incomprehensible when it appears without explanation, and also providing that the god in question is a rather feminine Ares stripped out of armour for the day and wasted on the Canadian substitutes for ambrosia and wine.
The incomprehensible bit is easy to find; conservation of mass allows that a Prussia-sized hole in Madeline’s supplies of maple-flavoured ice-cream and beer equals a Prussia-sized sprawl on Madeline’s couch. The cleanliness aspect is much less (immediately) evident, especially since distraction comes in the form of Julia Beilschmidt happily snoring away her full stomach in nothing but a pair of knickers covered in brightly-coloured happy owls, and an even-brighter, stolen, Olympic hoodie that Canada had just gotten a few weeks before to match her team over in Sochi zipped up rather half-heartedly over her breasts. And her – wet – hair is dripping on Madeline’s carpet.
- manic monday: cupboard filled with colourful yarn (by Ingrid Jansen | wood & wool)
Idina Menzel stopped by the Tonight Show Music Room to perform “Let It Go” from “Frozen” with Jimmy and the Roots!
…I clicked expecting to get a good laugh, but omfg this is actually amazing.
The wait for Barbara is over! *commence all the deer/caribou puns*
p.s The struggle of drawing hands is very real
Willem would send Matthew tulips until his land was barren, maybe even after because he thinks, for Matthew, for Canada, his soil would bear blooms, even when it had nothing left, even when the soil had become dust.
But, Willem conceded, a few shots and a few hits of his most potent supply had accomplished more in a single evening that the past few decades.
His attention was drifting, thinking more about Matthew pulling him into an alley in the red light district, his drifting hands working down to his belt while Matthew stood up on his toes to give him a filthy kiss. Will didn’t realize that Matthew had been calling his name until he felt the other’s palms cradle his face, Matthew’s nose pressed up against his.
The other nation’s eyes were red. So was his nose, but that was because of the weather and the fact that Matthew’s skin lit up for no reason sometimes.
“Will.” Matthew’s voice kicked and he rolled his hips, almost bouncing in the other nation’s lap. “Pay attention.”
“Yeah.” Will said, pulling Matthew closer by his ass. He was into this, into being able to take Matthew by the handful, drag him closer, and Matthew wouldn’t complain.
Because Matthew was into it, too.
I have an exam today, so what am I doing? Writing femslash, obvs.
Continuing the drabble series from two Novembers ago because I’m a dork who couldn’t keep a writing schedule if her life depended on it. OTL
Pairings: Fem!England/Fem!France, Fem!America/Fem!Canada, Fem!Prussia/Hungary
Rating: Generally PG, but a few chapters have sexual content, which is warned in the notes for that chapter
Summary: A collection of loosely connected drabbles outlining three stories of romance. Sometimes love is new and sweet and innocent, sometimes it is established and routine. Sometimes, love is sad and unrequited, but only if you give up on it.
The Hetalia section of AO3 always makes me facepalm a little.
If you sort by most hits or most kudos or whatever, the first five pages are all really intense kinky porn and stuff. And then there’s my fluffy FACE stuff sprinkled in like candy. (And Ship Who Swore and Static, but that’s neither porn nor fluff.)
It’s just bizarre. “Rape, mpreg, Omegaverse, ~*~fluffy chibis~*~, mpreg, incest, rape, ~*~fluffy university AU~*~*, bondage, mpreg, ~*~family fluff~*~*, rape, Omegaverse.”
Hetalia fandom, why. OTL